He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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