when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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