I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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Maybe he injected his testicle?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So vagazzling was a success
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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