i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
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Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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