$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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