I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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