At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
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girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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