Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
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do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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