my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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