Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
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Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
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I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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