he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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