Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
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My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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