Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
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He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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