Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
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Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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