Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
The adults are the big ones right?
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