Tell her she can't have a vagina
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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