just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
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Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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