I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
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She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
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My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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