The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
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