Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
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Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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