So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
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I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
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Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
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