I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
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The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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