She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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