She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
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every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
please don't ironically join a cult
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