Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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