Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
honey bunches of taint.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
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High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Randomize