You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
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Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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