I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
NoShamevember. You game?
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There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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