You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
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Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
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My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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