I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
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We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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