She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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