He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
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I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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