When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
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I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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