The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
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i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
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After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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