I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
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So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
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I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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