Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
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