It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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