I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
only if we run a train.
done.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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