I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
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In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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