I'm lost and stupid without you.
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
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Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
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God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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