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Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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