I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
send nudes
from the living room?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
Randomize