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Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet

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(850): Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet http://tfl.nu/7t8x

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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)

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(703): i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;) http://tfl.nu/0lh6

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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea

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(630): just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea http://tfl.nu/jqzl

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I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.

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(757): I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult. http://tfl.nu/hl6i

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I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...

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(503): I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me... http://tfl.nu/6tu6

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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.

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(416): Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements. http://tfl.nu/qg9u

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I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.

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(303): I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van. http://tfl.nu/3fdc

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Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

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(309): Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door http://tfl.nu/czgy

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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP

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(604): Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP http://tfl.nu/30gs

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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.

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(540): Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived. http://tfl.nu/ouvr

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Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.

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(770): Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever. http://tfl.nu/1wjc

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All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy

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(407): All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy http://tfl.nu/k1j3

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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"

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(608): I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better" http://tfl.nu/176v

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Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried

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(540): Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried http://tfl.nu/qg5l

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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them

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its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you

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(616): i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them (1-616): its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you http://tfl.nu/jk07

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