remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
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I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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