am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
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I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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