yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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