So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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