whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
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Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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