We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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