i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
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I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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